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Joke of the Day

"My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D... ... and I said, yes, but they R2D2."

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? They weren't born yesterday."

"I always knew that I could never be a lawyer because of my inability to pass a bar."

"if youre a healthy young male or female with blood type O, please consider donating a kidney to me. my goal is 22 kidney 's"

"What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest? A dookie"

"Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Because he conditioned it."

"The anchorwoman on the local news just reported that Davy Jones from the Monkees has died At first I didn't believe it. But then I saw her face."

"Just landed my dream job of ""before"" picture"

"What Would The Rocks Boyfriend Be Called? Fruity Pebble.."

"Wife: My family is coming over. Me: ....? Wife: PANTS! PUT ON PANTS!"