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Joke of the Day

"Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire? Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire."

"Books keep falling on my head.... I've only got myshelf to blame"

"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at? Tennish."

"Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Do you all want a beer?"" The first logician says, ""I don't know."" The second logician says, ""I don't know."" The third logician says, ""Yes."""

"Wife: Nothing you could say could convince me that cockroaches aren't the worst. Me: Wall-E's friend was a cockroach. Wife: Except that."

"I will name my kid Pluto When he grow up, he will ask me, ""Dad, did you name me after a planet?"". And i will be like, ""No:("""

"What should you do when an elephant comes in your window? Swim."

"12 Signs You Might Have Leprosy - Number 8 is jaw-dropping!"

"I told myself I should stop drinking .. .. but I'm not about to listen to some weirdo that talks to himself"

"I bet when you barge in on a chicken rapist and say ""Guess what!?"" they really mean it when they say ""Chicken butt."""