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Joke of the Day

"Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire? Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire."

"Why is six afraid lf seven? Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa."

"Interviewer: Any questions? Me: On the sitcom Friends, how come the only couch at the coffee shop was always available for them?"

"Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men."

"A friend asks his friend to tell him a joke. Friend A - Hey dude, tell me a joke. Friend B - Pussy. Friend A - I don't get it? Friend B - I know you don't."

"What do you call a Lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung"

"Why did Prince William lose his cool? He wasn't properly heir conditioned."

"What did one rifle say to the other? Me llamo es 762"

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? one can wash their crack and re-sell it!"

"I think the worst part about making your own porn movie is . . . . . .when the couple hear you in the cupboard"