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Joke of the Day

"Really stupid math joke What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31"

"Insomnia sufferers, look on the bright side. only three more sleeps until christmas."

"What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for School?! Bison"

"Me:Siri, why don't I have any friends? Siri:*shows me my Google search history* M:Good call."

"I prefer F-1 over Nascar.... ...does that make me racist? -&y"

"I have insomnia. I have insomnia My doctor says it's very common and that I shouldn't lose any sleep over it."

"What is a Polish person's favorite weapon? A Warsaw..."

"Just had sex in an Apple Orchard. I came in cider."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, and one's a busty crustacean."

"She: I love movies where you need a tissue at the end Him: So do I"