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Joke of the Day

"Really stupid math joke What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31"

"Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken."

"""So I went to this convention called, ""Ladies Without Legs"", and man... was that place crawling with pussy."" - Willie Nelson"

"Repeat after me.... I Pam sofa king read card Ted. Complements of my 6th grader."

"Pretty arrogant of Red Delicious Apples to put ""delicious"" in their name. Like calm down. You're still just an apple. You ain't no prize."

"What do you call an agreeable neighbor? ....a yaybor."

"The new stars wars episode has been named Episode seven: return of the lens flair"

"There's no I in you. Yet."

"Empires were run by emperors... Kingdoms were run by kings, Now we have countries."

"My plan is simple. Drink Vodka until I start speaking Russian."