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"*Tries to hit the gym* *Gym hits back*"
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"What do you get when you cross a Judge and a Potato? A Dicktater"
"First date: [ok, don't let her know you're a t-rex] Her: I absolutely love it when guys open the car door for me Me: Shit."
"Does anyone have any good Tokyo Ghoul puns? I would love if someone would comment some Tokyo Ghoul jokes/puns! Or Attack on Titan... Thx!"
"teacher: are u a visual thinker, auditory thinker, or kinesthetic thinker me: oh im not a thinker"
"""My computer asked me for an 8 character password."" For some reason it didn't accept snow white and the seven dwarves."
"This silence is far from golden... which reminds me. I need to shower."
"I like my wine how I like my women 15 years old and locked in a basement"
"I once told DiCaprio a joke about the Oscars It took him a while but he finally got it. *edit of an existing joke*"
"Why did Eminem make a terrible barista? Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot."