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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was kewl."
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"Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated? They didn't want water from the Arab Spring."
"Living well isn't the best revenge. A crowbar to the head is the best revenge."
"What do you call a pig making cookies? Bakin'!"
"A man walks into an eye doctor and asks to see the doctor... The nurse replies, ""Not with that eye!"""
"From a very early age, I used to feel like a guy trapped in a woman's body... ...then I was born."
"If you have sex with a prostitute... ...against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?"
"Dogs lick each other's butts to tell each other they like them. Just like politicians"
"Why do people become bakers? Because they knead the dough. (Kneading hand motions required during recital.)"
"Why did the Kurd bury his music collection? His tribesman said ""ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."""