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Joke of the Day
"Girl: Got this dress 20% off. Me:Come over to my house and get it 100% off."
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"What was Helen Keller's dog's name? Uuuuuueeeeuuuuhhhh!!!"
"People often say things in the heat of anger that in hindsight they regret not accompanying with a punch in the face."
"If you ever see a creepy clown... Go for the juggler"
"""Well well well."" - Me, answering three questions: 1.) How are you? 2.) What's your favorite adverb? 3.) Where'd you hide grandma?"
"What's the leading cause of death among wizards? Staff infection"
"What type of car would Jesus drive? A Chrysler"
"My wife and I got into an argument she said 'you should treat me like I'm the last woman on earth' I said- what, lock you down in the basement and let men cum on your face for a million dollars?"
"How do you get off a non-stop flight?"
"What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas? A Wii fit"