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Joke of the Day
"What type of car would Jesus drive? A Chrysler"
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"Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests? Three stripes, you rout."
"Why couldn't the pig run? He pulled his hamstring!"
"How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment."
"I think the worst thing about falling asleep right after sex is that I never manage to get the fish back into the aquarium."
"What's the difference between 6 million dollars and 6 million Jews? I give a fuck if you shove 6 million dollars in the oven"
"I like the sound of you not talking."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch colors: purple hot pink or aqua!"
"did you hear about the flaccid, chinese penis that ran for presidency? He didn't stand a chance in the erection."
"I stopped listening to my parents' advice after they told me not to eat paste, and it was delicious."