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Joke of the Day

"People often say things in the heat of anger that in hindsight they regret not accompanying with a punch in the face."

"I'd like to thank the British for wearing red coats and making it easier to shoot them 238 years ago. We couldn't have done this without you"

"""My advice to you: subtlety."" - The Joker, to Trump"

"The horror of hearing the anesthesiologist say, ""YOLO,"" as he puts you under."

"Don't play stupid with me.. That's a game you won't win"

"Why Do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there."

"Hey girl are you the great American West? Because you're flat and fertile"

"Nothing's more infuriating than opening the in-flight magazine to see the Sudokus already half-done, in the colors of your rival Sudoku gang"

"Dark chocolate tastes like chocolate that started doing CrossFit."

"When a woman puts on a low cut shirt, she's basically saying she wants to win all arguments for the day."