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Joke of the Day

"Honestly, Officer, I wouldn't have pulled over had I known you were just going to criticize me"

"Why did the boy look at each and every one of the animal crackers? Because his mother told him not to eat them if the ""seal"" was broken. Credits to my school principal"

"It makes me so mad when people use the word ""gay"" as an insult ..fucking assholes"

"Reddit, what is the most disgusting joke you know of? I'll start What does eating yoghurt and a girl on her period have in common? You never know when the lumps appear..."

"What's a pedophile's favorite food? I'm not sure, I only watch the children eat."

"What do you call hundreds of crows at a Catholic church? A mass murder."

"I get a lot of mental exercise by thinking up exotic ways to avoid physical exercise."

"every good........ (offensive) every good rape story starts with a no..."

"My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is getting better!"

"Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale? Only a Sith deals in absolutes."