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Joke of the Day
"If you ever see a creepy clown... Go for the juggler"
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"I asked my date if she'd ever done drugs. ""No,"" she said, taking a sip of her water. I said, ""Well, you have now."""
"My mother is in the hospital... She's a nurse."
"Guy behind me at a concert recording with his iPad was pissed when I held up my 40"" monitor that was hooked to my laptop, blocking his view"
"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nah, that would be too long anyway."
"What's the derivative of Amazon? Amazon Prime"
"POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: describe the suspect ""He was holding a pencil, wishing he was a real artist"" {pencil stops moving} ""And he was crying"""
"Be wary about dating a female that pronounces the letter H silent Especially when she tells you that all she wants is happiness."
"A green grape is on a vine next to a purple grape. It looks over, gasps, and says ""BREATHE!"""
"Q- How many billionaires does it take to make Batman A- Three. Two to die and one to never get over it. I heard this in the game Arkham Knight"