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Joke of the Day
"How do you get off a non-stop flight?"
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"A man addicted to eating urinal cakes was arrested for robbing his disabled mom in an elevator. That's wrong on so many levels."
"""I think we should stab other people."" - Masochists breaking up"
"What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet? Urine trouble."
"Nodoze - original Q: Why did the guy eat a bicycle with training wheels when he had to pull an allnighter? A: Because it was for tired."
"My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!! And my wife has lost 200!"
"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts get to leave the camp."
"Why don't arabs play monopoly with jews? Because jews constantly buy property over the arabs' already bought property"
"Two guys walk into a bar... ""Ouch!"""
"""You're saying it's all an act? Chewbacca: Indubitably, my good man."