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Joke of the Day
"What was Helen Keller's dog's name? Uuuuuueeeeuuuuhhhh!!!"
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"Doesn't count, officer, you forgot to read me my amanda rights! ""Your what?"" You know, my... [mumbles] banana rights."
"Why did the bride's best friend become a Samurai... because she was made of honour."
"Between texting, tweeting and E-mails, I haven't spoken a word in the last 3 years."
"Terms Of Sex Satisfaction. In Terms Of Sex Satisfaction Woman Is Like A Road & Man Is Like A Traveler The Traveler Gets Tired But The Road Never Ends."
"Aches and Pains by Arthur Ritis"
"If we had a break up letter there for every gender there was... We'd have ""Dear John"", ""Dear Jane"", and ""Dear Xir, Ruler of Omicron Percei 8"""
"Have you heard about the new emo-punk band taking Mexico by storm? They're called *Hispanic! At the Disco*."
"1 Buy a racehorse 2 Hire a TMZ reporter as the jockey 3 Tell him a minor celebrities is drunk at the finish line 4 Win literally every race"
"What do you get when you have 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? One hundred sowsand bucks"