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Joke of the Day
"What's the leading cause of death among wizards? Staff infection"
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"I hope the guy who just cut me off in traffic has his fav book made into a movie & the characters are nothing like he imagined them"
"Switzerland I've heard a lot of good things about Switzerland. I mean, the flag's a big plus, right?"
"A funeral stone: This is where rests in peace an attorney, a good and honorable man A guy passing buy is shocked: "" Wow! I never knew they can bury 3 people in the same grave."""
"What kind of sound does a whorn make? A prostitoot."
"Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State building can't jump."
"How do u Find a Blind Man In a Nude Convention Its not Hard"
"Did you know that Helen Kellet was born near Troy, Alabama? I guess that's why they called her ... yhe little deaf girl who couldn't see neither"
"Just trying to give my kids a few childhood memories they don't have to repress..."
"Hi, Id like to buy a Nutri-Bullet, pls. Salesperson: Ah, nice. Off on a cleanse or health kick? Yes. *imagines drinking lasagna* For sure."