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Joke of the Day

"Did y'all hear about the kid born without eye lids Whenever they circumcised him they used the skin to make him eye lids. He's doing well but they say he's a lil cock eyed now"

"""After last week's scare with Jeremy, the new first rule of Fight Club is absolutely no peanuts or snacks containing peanuts."""

"I am suffering from Tinnitus Feminale... ... Everytime a women moves her lips, I hear a loud ringing."

"Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily? It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!"

"What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail."

"Sorry I thought your older sister was your daughter and then made everyone else at the restaurant guess your age."

"What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs? a Shar-Pei :)"

"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera."

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear."

"What's the difference between a petri dish and white people? A petri dish develops a culture."