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Joke of the Day

"Did y'all hear about the kid born without eye lids Whenever they circumcised him they used the skin to make him eye lids. He's doing well but they say he's a lil cock eyed now"

"""I'm going to be a little bit late"" -people that are going to be very late"

"My 13 year old doesn't speak when she picks up the phone. She just listens and hangs up. I think she's going to be a hitman someday."

"What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them? WASWAS."

"A dyslexic walks into a bank and yells: ""Hands in the air motherfuckers! This is a stick up!"" Because he's just dyslexic and can still speak fine"

"I might have Alzheimer's... ...but at least I don't have Alzheimer's."

"How can you tell that a black person used your computer? It's gone."

"How do you know you've been making too many jokes? When the wordplay becomes wordwork."

"What starts with Y and ends with a D? You're gonna get raped!"

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down."