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Joke of the Day
"What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs? a Shar-Pei :)"
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"Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Credit: Philip J. Fry"
"The hardest part about being a photographer is deciding which half of my picture to ruin with my giant ugly company watermark."
"I helped an old guy cross the road today I carried his walking frame. Talk about ungrateful."
"*Speed Dating* Me: What'd you have for lunch? Her: Funny you should ask, I had this really great salad wit... Me: NEXT!!"
"Why did the feminist refuse a back rub? Too massagynistic"
"How do farmers party? They *turnip* the *beets*. :/"
"Turns out my date had a lot of pizzazz, not pizzas. I've never been more disappointed."
"What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint? Shake N' Bake."
"The guy blaring the self help CD at the red light in the rusted car with no bumpers wasn't amused when I said, ""I don't think it's working"""