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Joke of the Day
"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear."
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"You don't really know someone until you observe their behavior around an unlimited salad bar."
"A horse walk in to a bar A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""Sir, why the long face."""
"Anti-vaxxers make me SICK! Or they would, if my parents were imbeciles"
"Yo mama so fat, her patronis is a cake."
"A horse enters a bar... A horse enters a bar Upon seeing it, the barman says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse, unable of understanding human language, shits on the floor and leaves"
"How do you know the devil is white? Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell."
"What do you say when you fart on an elevator? Did you hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?"
"In Australia what doesn't kill you is probably just saving you for the sharks."
"I went to a Native American barber, but I wouldn't recommend him. I got an uneven haircut, and Apache shave."