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Joke of the Day

"I am suffering from Tinnitus Feminale... ... Everytime a women moves her lips, I hear a loud ringing."

"Okay, calm down. It's a spider. Just one tiny litt- HOLY MOLY IT MOVED!"

"Starting a dating site for old farts like me calling it carbon dating."

"If you walk in to a room and find a man having a stroke... ...you probably should have knocked."

"Gramma gramma gramma gramma gramma chameleon she's old and cold she's old and coooooold"

"""Thanks, that's a great haircut."" [takes off wig] ""Now let's see how you do with the real thing."""

"What does the horny toad say? Rubbit"

"I don't mean to brag, but I'm in my 30's and my bank account makes me look 21."

"What do you call a vagina born on May 14th?... ... a CliTaurus"

"Muslims are a lot like breakfast eggs. If they aren't Sunni side up, they're probably Shiite."