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Joke of the Day

"Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily? It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!"

"A black guy and a Mexican are riding a car. Who's driving? The police"

"A witticism of timely and international-political import. Knock Knock. Who's there? Crimea Crimea Who? Crimea River instantrimshot.com"

"Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a lousy summer!"

"Mum, why do people in our family die so suddenly? Mum? Mum??? MUUUUM!!!!!!!!"

"How do you put elephant in the fridge? - Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge."

"What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan? One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks."

"How many black people does it take to start a riot. -1 I stole this."

"What did the lieutenant vulture say to the enlisted vultures who stopped eating a dead cow to salute? Carrion."

"Why does your Penis bend? It follows a pair'o'bollock trajectory."