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Joke of the Day

"Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily? It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!"

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"Chuck Norris drives a solar powered car at night."
"Drinking Coors is like sex in a canoe It's fucking close to water"
"Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you ( )"
"Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins."
"The 'g' in 'contains 100% angus beef'... is the different between a great steak, and a hot dog."
"My finger broke through the toilet paper so I dunked my hand in liquid nitrogen and shattered it with a hammer."
"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
"Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases."
"Why didn't Jeffrey Dahmer eat vegetables? He didn't like getting rid of all the wheelchairs"