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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a petri dish and white people? A petri dish develops a culture."

"Did you hear about the corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"

"Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines."

"I tried to teach my penis how to type... but he's just a hunt and pecker."

"I wondered how the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"If I were British these tweets would be worth 1.61 times as much."

"What do you call a group of Mexican racists? The Que Que Que!"

"Hey, did you hear about the road paver who got fired? He couldn't even."

"Wife: ""You need to watch A Series of Unfortunate Events"" Me: ""okay, I'll get out the wedding video"""

"In 7 seasons I've never seen a single motherfucker on Top Chef wash their hands."