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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I thought your older sister was your daughter and then made everyone else at the restaurant guess your age."

"I hated facial hair at first, but then it grew on me!"

"Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey? He wanted some Rhesus pieces."

"KFC and pimps are similar. They both sell breasts and thighs."

"Why do urologists like UTIs? It means urine business."

"Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree? It was taped."

"GPS: turn left onto High Street Husband: no thanks, I know a longer way."

"TIL Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate halloween.. guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their doors"

"What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia? I'm Snowden!"

"How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server? D--Dos"