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Joke of the Day
"What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail."
Next Joke
"I decided to cancel my gym membership today... ...just didn't work out."
"Turns out, pounding a wooden stake through a vampire's heart works even if a guy is not a vampire."
"I've decided to make an all-natural shampoo made from roots found in Africa. I'll call it Ethnic Cleansing."
"""Monday's suck"" - Everyone. Apart from Ethiopian kids. For whom, every day sucks"
"Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes? Because they take everything literally."
"Did you hear about the gay midget? He was just a little queer."
"I remember when the M in MTV stood for Music not Maternity."
"Today my wife and I marked our twenty year wedding anniversary. If I would have killed her I would be out of jail by now."
"Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away."