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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Not sure but I ran over the fucker in my Toyota Yaris."
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"What if the stickers are the only thing Made In China?"
"Shame that UFOs coincidentally stopped visiting just at the moment when high-resolution digital cameras became ubiquitous."
"I'd say I'm a down to earth guy... but that's mostly because of gravity..."
"In the case of emergencies, why are women and children evacuated first? So that men can think for a solution in silence."
"Have you seen the prices of Almonds and Cashews? They're nuts."
"How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring"
"No one on Twitter ever quotes me properly. I'm so mis-tweeted."
"What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza? Even if it is cold it's still good."
"Don't say ""fuck"" in Japan They don't like it when you drop the bomb."