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Joke of the Day
"Don't say ""fuck"" in Japan They don't like it when you drop the bomb."
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"Everyone always pets my pregnant wife's stomach and says 'congratulations' but no one ever rubs my balls and says 'good job'."
"So I woke up to find that someone had stolen my assignment for my communications class... I was speechless..."
"Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman A good example: ""I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!"""
"ME: I give you all my love and infection. HIM: Um. Don't you mean love and 'affection'? ME: ... HIM: ... ME: You should get tested."
"Apparently this Walmart cashier only brushes her favorite teeth."
"Doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand A neutron walks into a bar, and asks: ""How much for a drink?"". To which the bartender replies: ""For you, no charge"""
"Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans? Because you're breaking wind."
"Q: what did one lumber jack say to another lumber jack? A: ""I need to axe you a question."""
"A bandit walks into an old west bank... and yells, ""alright, I want all you mother stickers down on the ground - this is a fuck up!"""