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Joke of the Day
"What if the stickers are the only thing Made In China?"
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"I intend to live forever... or die trying."
"If there are three gay guys in a bath and a lump of cum floats to the surface, what do they say? Who farted?"
"My mum is a midwife and she always messes up jokes... Which is strange, because I thought midwives were great at delivery."
"*20-something kangaroo calling mom* yea so i thought maybe i could get back in the pouchlike just for a few months til i figure things out"
"(During Chemistry) Teacher, let me tell you a joke about Potassium K."
"A guy walked into a gay bar backwards. Ouch."
"I went to a General Store the other day. Couldn't find anything specific."
"Why do cows huddle together when it rains? To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other"
"My girlfriend says she's leaving me because I'm obsess with football In my defence I got Kolarov,Otamendi,Thiago Silva and Dani Alves"