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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen the prices of Almonds and Cashews? They're nuts."
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"I'm old enough to remember when cell phones actually got smaller every year."
"Why did they invent the shopping cart? To teach women to walk on their hind legs."
"How'd you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later."
"How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman? He used a krypton-currency."
"Walmart is banning sales of the Confederate flag Well, there goes 95% of their buisness"
"Since It's summer here's a little advice, best way to beat the heat is to wear a San Antonio Spurs jersey"
"Before I go swimming in the ocean... I always slather myself in marmite, that way I have a 50% chance of not getting eaten by a shark."
"Friend: Hey guess what? Me: What? Friend: No, guess! Me: I don't need this friendship that bad."
"A Mexican Magician... ...told his audience he'd disappear on the count of three. He began counting ""Uno, dos..."" And he disappeared without a tres."