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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza? Even if it is cold it's still good."

"I like my coffee how I like my women. With my dick in it! (Joke from Board James)"

"What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!"

"How does Voldemort seal his mail? With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)"

"My teacher dropped the most dad like joke to me today Me: ""Hey can I go to the bathroom?"" Him: ""I sure hope so."" With the biggest proudest smile on his face."

"How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway."

"How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change."

"Believe it or not but my penis was once in the book of Guinness World Records. The librarian got pretty pissed though and kicked me out."

"I have a light that gets sexually aroused by me. I turn him on."

"What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel? ... One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish."