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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza? Even if it is cold it's still good."
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"What's a seal's favorite drink? Canadian Club on the rocks."
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"I love self depricating humor Its another thing that wont love me back"
"The horse name is Friday A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days and leaves on Friday how does he do it? The horses name is Friday"
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