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Joke of the Day

"In the case of emergencies, why are women and children evacuated first? So that men can think for a solution in silence."

"If Hitler was the mascot of a lemonade company I said ""Glass of juice,"" not ""Gas the Jews!"""

"The Wizard of Oz, synopsis. Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again."

"So a guy comes into a bar... oh wait or was it a horse? Ok so a guy cums into a horse. yaaa obviously works better as a spoken joke"

"I made a song... in the tuna fish"

"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee"

"Sure, I have gluten free Halloween candy for your kid. *Reaches in pocket & pulls out middle finger* Get off my lawn before I call the cops"

"What did the winner of the weak muscles competition get? Atrophy."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died. How long it took for you to figure it out?"

"Bioluminescent fry said to have a bright future"