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Joke of the Day

"When I get multiple friend requests on MySpace, my pager goes crazy."

"Why men shop at Costco? Because it's a hoe sale."

"""Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor""- John joyfully sings as he walks off with the 'Caution: wet floor' sign"

"I had a reaction to some nuts the other day.. ""These are a bit hairy."""

"Reddit, Funnyjunk, and Digg walk into a bar. They all see 4chan and say to the bartender: ""I'll have what he's having."""

"[Serious] Holocaust jokes are NOT funny and never will be. It's a very sore spot for many people. Personally, my grandfather died at Dachau, he got drunk and fell out of his watchtower."

"My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words... Lazy"

"I hate tacos. Said no Juan ever."

"How to Keep an Idiot in Suspense - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ... I'll tell you later."

"Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market? He kept dropping the beets."