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Joke of the Day

"Reddit, Funnyjunk, and Digg walk into a bar. They all see 4chan and say to the bartender: ""I'll have what he's having."""

"Do you know why a bicycle can't stand alone? It's two tired."

"The black smoke coming from my toaster indicates a new pop tart has been selected!"

"My pics are real. I don't use any filters. I don't even use coffee filters. I eat coffee straight outta the container like a man"

"A grasshopper walks into an ice cream parlor The clerk says ""Hey Grasshopper, we have an ice cream flavor named after you!"" The Grasshopper says ""What? You have a flavor named Kenneth?"""

"Is that placebo working for you? Well, now that you mention it, no."

"Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are too wise you be I see you are too wise for me."

"I hate waiting in lines. Hurry up and pick a suspect already."

"What's yellow and not a banana Oh, wait I forgot, it is a banana"

"Did you hear about the factory run by a hangman? All work has been suspended."