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Joke of the Day
"Why men shop at Costco? Because it's a hoe sale."
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"Hey you with the Uggs, Michael Kors bag, iPhone, scarf and super excited voice.. *70 million white women turn around*"
"A woman is looking in the mirror... She complains to her husband:""I'M OLD AND FAT!"" To which her husband replies: ""Your eyesight is still ok."""
"The tongue twister... The wife asks her husband: -Hey, do you know any tongue twisters? -Yes, penis. -Penis? thats not a tongue twisfhndnfasdfnghfgh"
"Hey dude, there's 10 empty urinals in here no need to stand right next to... And now he's talking to me! Someone call 911!"
"I went to the club, now my friends call me Cheers... ...Because I star Ted Danson (say it out loud now)"
"What do you call a short mexican? A paragraph, hes not a full essay yet."
"I hate those stupid Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves!"
"I hate it when all of North America tells me I exaggerate"
"John is swinging Lisa around with a period of 0.5 revolutions per second. What happens when the period is increased? John Unexpectedly paints his walls red."