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Joke of the Day
"Why men shop at Costco? Because it's a hoe sale."
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"Why's it called getting an abortion... Instead of razing your child?"
"Jesus was such a hypocrite Preaches waiting for marriage and all that. Meanwhile he just goes and gets nailed 3 times in one day."
"What do you call alcohol in a bird bath? Tequila mockingbird"
"I met a girl with twelve boobs. Sounds weird, dozentit?"
"Need jokes about bears Help, I need jokes about bears. Can someone come up with any?"
"""Don't tell anyone"" = ""Tell 10 people you trust"" right?"
"Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job? Because she couldn't control her pupils."
"Here's what I've been thinking... How can a male have nut allergies?"
"Touching story There is a boy and girl, the boy touched the girl, girl touched the boy. What a touching story."