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Joke of the Day

"I had a reaction to some nuts the other day.. ""These are a bit hairy."""

"""IT'S A BOY!"" I shouted. ""A BOY! I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY!"" And with tears streaming down my face, I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel..."

"What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo? A snow-blower that doesn't work."

"[A giraffe walks into a scarf shop] *The managers eyes turn into dollar signs*"

"Muslim artists threw some paint bombs at a local building... They blue it up."

"What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves? Raisin bran"

"Why is Santa's Sack so big? Because he only comes once a year."

"I call bullshit, airport baby changing station! I wanted an Asian baby but I'm stuck with the white kid I flew in with."

"I was just flipping through a pictorial of Betty White on one of those celebrity sites... And I realized it was Lindsey Lohan. True Story."

"What do you get when you throw a grenade in a French kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart"