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Joke of the Day
"Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market? He kept dropping the beets."
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"What's below your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees? Your Guns N' Toeses I'll see myself out."
"what's 6 inches long 2 inches wide and drives a woman wild? money"
"I hate when Doctors asks questions like . . . ""Are you sexually active?"" Depends on what you mean by ""active"". There are plenty of ""active"" volcanoes that haven't gone off in over 50 years."
"Welfare is like diabetes If Momma had it, her babies probably will too"
"I wonder what chairs think about all day ""Oh, here comes another asshole"""
"Unemployment rate went down to historic lows I think I might switch my major to art -No one ever"
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito."
"""It's so hot outside..."" ""...that I poured McDonald's hot coffee on my lap just to cool off."""
"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's cheat and murder for insurance money like they do on Investigation Discovery Channel."