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Joke of the Day

"How to Keep an Idiot in Suspense - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ... I'll tell you later."

"It turns out vaccines cause cancer. You'll actually live long enough to get it."

"What's your least favorite joke format and why is it this one?"

"Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side."

"I was bitten by a radioactive vegan, and now I have the power to bore people to death."

"I just found out five people I went to high school with are dead. What's taking the rest of them so long?"

"At best, I think I could be a Third Responder."

"For Father's Day I got my dad a bunch of connectors for copper pipe. I thought it was a fitting gift."

"What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments? 2:39"

"If you ever feel dumb, remember sometimes sloths grab their own arms thinking they are tree branches and fall to the ground."