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Joke of the Day

"[Serious] Holocaust jokes are NOT funny and never will be. It's a very sore spot for many people. Personally, my grandfather died at Dachau, he got drunk and fell out of his watchtower."

"Two rabbits were being chased by a group of hunters One turned to the other and asked ""Do we make a run for it or stay here and outnumber them?"""

"What if ants aren't insects at all but are vehicles that even smaller insects drive to work?"

"Slow down in those corduroy pants. You'll ignite a bush fire."

"What's the similarity between smoking a cigarette and eating pussy? The taste changes the closer you get to the butt."

"I got caled into jury duty today... That's going to result in a well hung jury."

"Last night me and and my girlfriend watched three movies back-to-back.. Luckily I was the one facing the TV!"

"If Great Britian leaves the EU then it will be like its own Hong Kong Owned by the British, surprisingly prosperous for its size, and desperately longing to be white."

"What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East? An Iran-asaurus!"

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice."