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Joke of the Day

"If you are a rock climber and are looking for new carabiner... I can get you a nice hookup on a deal. Edit: Apparently I can't edit the title to add the missing letter."

"Robin Hood went to see a doctor... ...he was diagnosed with Menintightis."

"I have a friend who is a Jehovah's Witness. He tried to tell me a knock knock joke and got all pissed off when I ignored him."

"My protractor wanted to know what my plans were for this weekend Not sure what his angle is"

"Nice try Halloween, I eat candy in the dark and pretend not to be home every night."

"Did you know that I hold the World's Record for the smallest penis? It's really hard to beat..."

"When a man falls asleep next to me, I like to sniff his arm pit. Then he usually gets mad, I have to ride a different bus, it's a big mess."

"Finals in college are a lot like plastic surgery walk in with A's and leave with D's."

"Han solo vs Redditor Han: NEVER tell me the odds! Redditor: I don't even."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'Neak Up On It."