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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that I hold the World's Record for the smallest penis? It's really hard to beat..."

"What is a cow's favourite TV show ? Dr Moo !"

"What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag? The teabag stays longer in the cup."

"Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected."

"Two hookers on a corner.... One says to the other, ""You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"". The second one thinks for a second and says ""No, but I once got swung around by the nipples"""

"What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people? He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this..."

"I never took Complex Anal. in college So I had to find out about the residue theorem the hard way."

"I was asked who my favorite x-men was. I guess Caitlyn Jenner wasn't a good answer"

"What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend? Antelopes."

"My apartment was starting to smell bad so I bought myself a candle. It just makes scents."