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Joke of the Day

"Robin Hood went to see a doctor... ...he was diagnosed with Menintightis."

"Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25."

"What did the jungle cat say to the comedian in a packed laugh house? ""Stop making me laugh, you are going to make me puma pants""."

"Religion is like a penis Its okay to have one... But problems arise when to you force it down someones throats."

"Two cows are grazing in a field. One cow says ""Hey, did you hear about the Mad Cow Disease? It's spreading pretty fast."" The other cow says ""Yeah. Good thing I'm a helicopter."""

"I was suffering from constipation the other day but I really didn't care In fact, I didn't even give a shit."

"Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face open I really dont need to hear about your gym workout"

"Why the new Apple Pencil isn't included with the new iPad Pro. There is no point."

"[in a meeting] ok a Dracula movie except he's new in town and biting is illegal but he befriends the pastors daught- ""that's just Footloose"""

" Look, it's an octopi"