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Joke of the Day

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'Neak Up On It."

"Mom, what's an orgasm? I don't know, ask your dad."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar.. One says to the other: ""I can't believe I just blew 40 bucks in there."""

"The gym called... He said he needed to be picked up"

"Want to hear a joke about the Nazis? Not Reich now."

"How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer? in bytes"

"My kids had a shirt made for me that says 'father of the year 2014 quarter finalist'."

"Why was the homeless man unsuccessful at stand-up comedy? Because his jokes were always in poor taste .."

"Y'all know what they call Jamaica? Grease of Western Hemisphere. Disclaimer: Does anyone here know where this is from? Heard my friend say it, was wondering where he got it from."

"Did you hear about the missing dalmatian? It's been spotted."