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Joke of the Day
"Han solo vs Redditor Han: NEVER tell me the odds! Redditor: I don't even."
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"ANAESTHETIST: Count backwards from 100 ME: 100..99..98 ME: ..3..2..1..um [looks round] now what? ANAESTHETIST [muffled] You have to find me"
"A gay black guy, a Jewish midget and a gypsy jump off the Empire State Building at the same time. Who hits the ground first? Who gives a shit?"
"If you ever feel like you're bad at your job, remember At least you don't work in polling"
"I've been married a long time, but I bet first dates are still the same. Lots of awkward arguments about Reaganomics."
"What's the most dangerous animal in Africa? Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)"
"What kind of drugs do ducks use? Quack."
"what do mexicans and cue balls have in common? the harder you hit them, the more english they pick up..."
"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."
"""Pistorius"" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would have use to make someone's legs disappear. This is Frankie Boyles joke, not mine"