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Joke of the Day

"*reads online that you should befriend your coworkers with some water cooler talk* ME (to coworker): So, are you into water coolers?"

"My relationship with my Ex was purely psychological... She was a psycho and I was totally logical."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar. Edit: For clarification, that's the joke."

"I've removed swim with dolphins from my bucket list. Mainly cos I can't swim and drowning with dolphins doesn't have quite the same appeal."

"A Brazilian got the first gold medal The police are already after him."

"Have you ever opened your wallet and wondered if your dollar bills have ever been in a stripper's butt crack?"

"A man walks into a bar it's already full of bad jokes."

"I guess it goes without saying that I'm the Han Solo of Twitter, and you guys are Ewoks. Not even the Ewoks with names. Background Ewoks."

"I know a joke about frequencies But I'll not share it, because the punch line is so bad it hertz."

"Today's Genration Dady asked his 3 years old son. Would you like baby brother or a baby sister, Son: dad, I like ur sisters baby girl "