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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius? ISIS"

"My 22-year-old cousin: My biggest fear in life is that I won't make a difference, that I'll be insignificant. Me: It's really not that bad"

"I never feel entirely comfortable leaving a music gig... It's disconcerting."

"You know you're tired when you kneel on the ground pick something up and then have to decide if it's easier to get up or just live there now"

"Resumes are the most popular form of historical fiction."

"Don't you hate when you do something out of the kindness of your heart & someone gets upset because you shoved a pack of gum in their mouth?"

"Little monster: Mom I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes I'll save it for your tea."

"My son: do kids that get bullied go to college? Me: no they go to the police academy"

"When holding my baby neice My Uncle gave me the advice of ""Careful not to drop her, we dont want her to end up like you."""

"What happened to German Orphans after WW2? Did they ever get back on the Reich track? (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)"