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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius? ISIS"
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"Donald trump, Hillary and Black hole, what do they all have in common? They all Suck"
"Apparently my 6yo old son went to school with a Spiderman costume under his clothes. The students of Edison Elementary are safe today."
"If you laid everyone along Earth's equator... About half of them would be pregnant."
"An elder man is annoyingly telling a chef how to BBQ. Then the chef says ""you want us to switch positions? You come cook and I go and fuck off"""
"What do pizza delivery drivers and gynecologist shave in common? They both have to smell it but never get to eat it"
"Truth time: I've been cheating on my diet. With a younger, more attractive diet."
"i before e except after c Great, now how am I supposed to spell ""ice"" again?"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing she just gagged a little."
"A man is at the gates of hell. Satan: Your card please, so you may enter. Man: *swipes card* Satan: It's a chip."