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Joke of the Day

"What did Dexter forget to bring to Art Class? Supplies Mother Fucker"

"He's hot, I swear! Hang on, let me find another photo..."

"Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ""ate"" nine."

"Friendly advice: Don't compare your girlfriend to an avocado. Even if she IS the good kind of fat."

"What do a pedophiles hopes and bingo have in common? B7...B7..."

"why are archaeologists so proud of their study? their work is always groundbreaking"

"If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter and another quarter and then another quarter how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents."

"The mechanic has informed me that the shrieking sound I hear in my car on my way to work is apparently me."

"What do you call a pan-sexual man named Nick who works at a CD store? Pan Nick at the Disc Co."

"What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton? You gotta be chitin me!"