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Joke of the Day
"Girlfriend went to the neurologist to get a brain scan yesterday. Nothing showed up."
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"I had a blind date tonight Her name was "
"*limbos away from your hug*"
"Why can't you trust any Adam? They make up everything."
"Dude, the water from the sink is sooo hot... I would tap that."
"Guys, don't take the first step cause girls hate that easy guy. Also, you must take the first step cause they hate the shy one. Good luck!"
"SON: The car's manual suggests not to turn the stereo up all the way. DAD: Guess you could say- SON: NO DON'T- DAD: -that's sound advice."
"What kind of socks do you find in your backyard? Garden hose."
"What kind of marijuana do cows smoke? moo-dicinal"
"When I was single my old Aunt used to come up to me at family weddings And poke me in the ribs and say, ""you're next."" she stopped after I did the same to her at a funeral."