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Joke of the Day
"How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion!"
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"Two old men sitting on a porch... There is a dog licking himself in the front yard. One old man says to the other, ""Man, I wish I could do that."" The other replies, ""That dog would bite you."""
"You know how some people make food exactly as it appears on the cookbook? I guess you could say they made copy and pasta."
"What is tuba plus tuba? Fourba!"
"Just been on a 'once in a lifetime holiday'... ...never again. [/timvine]"
"Our Sins So what if the whole Hilary/Trump presidential race is a result of of that last guy who didn't forward that chain mail causing the end of the world..."
"Sir you don't need to be tailgating me I'm already going 55mph in a 35mph zone And the lights on top of your car look ridiculous"
"I let my son go on ebay earlier today When I told my wife she slapped me and called the police."
"ALCOHOL. Because no one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep."
"What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope? A cantelope."