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Joke of the Day

"Two old men sitting on a porch... There is a dog licking himself in the front yard. One old man says to the other, ""Man, I wish I could do that."" The other replies, ""That dog would bite you."""

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10? Because seven ""ate"" nine."

"Reddit thread: What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100? http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/what_is_the_coolest_thing_i_can_buy_on_the/c5hp9rg"

"A woman walks in to a bar and asks for a Double Entendre... ...So the bartender gave her one."

"A quick thing I would like to say to the man who invented Zero... Thanks for nothing."

"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A Buck-An-Ear"

"""How big do you suppose that fence is?"" ""I reckon that fence is around a yard."""

"Bro,I seriously locked myself outta my jeep. He was driving a top-less jeep with the windows down."

"What is Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill? Walking. Jk. Rolling"

"The difference between a rock band and a jazz group The rock band will play 3 chords in front of 1000 people. The jazz group will play 1000 chords in front of 3 people."