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Joke of the Day
"I let my son go on ebay earlier today When I told my wife she slapped me and called the police."
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"Gabe Newell just died... His hair black"
"I went to a sandwich shop and ordered a pastrami sandwich, but I received a meatball marinara. Whoops, wrong sub"
"How are sex and pizza similar? If you get it from someone in a Chuck E. Cheese's it's never very good."
"My mind wants to dance but my body is a really awkward white guy."
"What's the difference between American girls and Iranian girls? American girls get stoned BEFORE sex."
"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler"
"The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do."
"How early do I need to start thawing the cat for Thanksgiving?"
"Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had two candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine."