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Joke of the Day

"ALCOHOL. Because no one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep."

"Straight Outta Compton left out Dr. Dreas history of abuse against women Because they didn't want to turn this drama film into a comedy!"

"Crime TV shows aren't what they used to be That's why I support Donald Trump's promise to bring back Law and Order."

"A man walks into a bar.. A man walks into a bar and says: ""Hey bartender! I fucked your mum last night!"" The bartender looks up and replies: ""Fuck off dad, I'm working."""

"Nickelback jokes are the Nickelback of jokes."

"Took and Ambien and a Viagra at the same time again. Im finding it hard to sleep."

"Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night? Because her hips won't lie."

"Party Tip: At a 3-year-old's birthday party, you can piss all over the bathroom. ALL OVER!!!! Nobody will suspect you."

"Is it still illegal to run someone over with your car if they're wearing camouflage?"

"I never get invited to search parties."