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Joke of the Day
"What is tuba plus tuba? Fourba!"
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"Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son? Son: I smoked weed, dad Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot"
"Spinach is like butt sex If you're forced to have it as a child; you won't enjoy it as an adult"
"Mother-in-laws Two men are sitting in a pub when one turns to the other and says ""My mother-in-law is a saint,"" To which the other man replies ""You're so fucking lucky! Mine's still alive,"""
"Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably"
"*speaks at high school graduation* Your 12 year free trial has expired. To continue your education please submit your credit card info."
"donald trump's immigration policy If he doesn't use #Mexit when describing his immigration policy it will be a missed opportunity."
"The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."
"What's long and black? An unemployment line."
"During the security announcement on the plane, they asked us to ""place all loose objects in the overhead compartment"" So I picked up my friend and put her in the overhead compartment."