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Joke of the Day
"[Nsfw] How do you know you have a high sperm count? She has to chew before swallowing"
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"Did you hear what happened when the cheese factory blew up!? Da Brie went everywhere!!"
"My son came home from school in tears. ""My girlfriend slept with my best friend,"" he said. I said, ""That's very flattering, I never knew I was your best friend."""
"Every spiral staircase should sell a picture of you at the bottom showing how annoyed you looked walking down it."
"Getting old sucks. I walked into the bathroom and forgot what I went in there for. And then I shit my pants."
"A child was born with no eyelids, so doctors created some using his foreskin It worked okay, but he was a little cockeyed"
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"Dude ...like...homeless neglected dogs totally ruined that Sarah McLachlan song for me."
"What do you call someone who rapes a king? A penetraitor."