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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who rapes a king? A penetraitor."
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"I sometimes sit in the space between two buildings holding a large heap of catnip. You know, to get me some BACK ALLEY PUSSY."
"[first time having sex] Me: are u sure u aren't too drunk? Couch cushion: ...."
"What do you call a violent white man? Officer"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic racist? He hated gingers."
"5: ""I went to Banana Land. The bananas danced & had flowers & tiny pandas on their heads."" Me: ""I'll have whatever that kid's having."""
"i pinched out a bowel movement while reaching for a stool."
"I used to think my neighbors were racist but that thoughtful burning cross they put in my yard proved to be a great source of natural light."
"YikYak Trivia Crack give the dog a bone... How could I ever shit without my phone?"
"What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols? deck the halls with boughs of free cash"